The Democratic States of Impia Aghte is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12.656 billion Impia Aghteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ucofia. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Impia Aghtean economy, worth a remarkable 1,607 trillion Guilder Florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,987 Guilder Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impia Aghte's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Impia Aghte is ranked 192,737^th in the world and 3,205^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.65 kickbacks per hour.